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emilyffields:

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. Natalie Dormer

she could walk over my body in 5 inch heels like I was a piece of a carpet and I’d probably thank her

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meladoodle:

That Lucy movie trailer looked cool until Morgan freeman did the “humans only use 10% of their brains” speech. That’s like the ultimate SciFi pseudoscience cliche! But Scarlett Johansson is hot so I’ll probably watch it anyway

Anonymous asked:

why yalls garlic bread so nasty

What is my life about Answer:

olivegarden:

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

the godfather oh my god

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

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